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アルコムのhoneybun の質問 2017/03/17 10:09

 アルコムのhoneybun
アルコムのhoneybun
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エープリルフールに言いたいウソを英語で

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アルコムワールド事務局メンバーのhoneybunから
質問させていただきます。

3月は「お雛祭り」「ホワイトデー」など、いろいろな行事がありましたね。

次の行事は何かと言うと……
毎年この日なら「ウソ」をついてもいいと言われている、4月1日の、April Fool's Day(エープリルフール)が近づいていますね。

今回のお題では、「ウソ」を募集したいと思います!

この、April Fool's Dayを思いっきり楽しむために、備えませんか。


今回のお題はこちらです↓
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エープリルフールに言いたいウソを英語で
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誰かに行ってみたくなるような「ウソ」をたくさんご投稿くださいね。

★回答を投稿してくださった皆さんの中から、
抽選でステキなプレゼントが当たります。
たくさんの回答をお待ちしてます!

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OED Loves Me Not
OED Loves Me Not

Guess what. The Secretary-General of the United Nations has just decided to abolish the April Fool's Day. The governments throughout the world have then stated their agreement. There's no use trying to kid anybody any more. So stop lying, everybody!
回答作成日時:2017/03/17 10:34
OED Loves Me Not
OED Loves Me Not

Just look at yourself. All your life you've thought you existed. You think you live. You've never doubted you existed in this world.

But actually you don't. Your body and consciousness may seem to be real to you but that's what *you* think. You're not real. You may think you're hearing me talk to you. But that's your illusion too. I don't exist either. Whatever you may think you're hearing is unreal.
回答作成日時:2017/03/17 10:39   最終更新日時:2017/03/17 10:40
OED Loves Me Not
OED Loves Me Not

Honey, I'm totally head over heels in love with you. I mean it. Never in my entire life have I seen any woman so fantastically and divinely beautiful as you are.






And don't forget what day it is today.
回答作成日時:2017/03/17 10:42   最終更新日時:2017/03/17 10:43
OED Loves Me Not
OED Loves Me Not

Ladies and gentlemen of the ju..., uh, Alcom, I would humbly like to take this precious opportunity to declare something that I've always wanted to tell you. But actually I've always hesitated to do so because I thought such a statement from me might sound a bit presumptuous. But what the heck! Let me make the declaration anyway.




I am totally proud of being a member of Alcom!
回答作成日時:2017/03/17 10:49
AngeloDurden
AngeloDurden

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In...the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl :)


下記からの引用でーす。
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/34tr85/the_european_commission_has_just_announced_an/
回答作成日時:2017/03/17 12:26   最終更新日時:2017/03/17 12:28
OED Loves Me Not
OED Loves Me Not

Did you know by any chance that in April, fools die when playing pool beside a swimming pool while breaking a rule with the help of a tool and without taking care not to drool, pretending to be cool, after behaving in a manner cruel after school, having thrown down a stool, without giving their girlfriends a jewel, after getting out of a cesspool, impersonating Peter O'Toole, without thinking of going to Liverpool, after getting out of a whirlpool, without learning anything about a molecule, after laughing at their usual object of ridicule, having run away from a duel?

You're going to be one of them.
回答作成日時:2017/03/17 18:02
ちるみー
ちるみー

I used to be a man.

My real name is a gender neutral name and I almost ALWAYS get mistaken for a man when communicating trough emails.
I think people might actually believe me...! lol

回答作成日時:2017/03/18 05:04
ちるみー
ちるみー

アルコム退会します

I am going to weed myself out of Alcom World.
今までお世話になりました。
さようなら。(;ω;)
回答作成日時:2017/03/18 09:35
なこみ
なこみ

昨日 だましてゴメン・・・

I must say you "Sorry".
Because I cheated you yesterday.

何も「だましてない」のに、
「だました」という嘘

―――――
以下、どなたか、良い英訳をお願いします。

「え、何のこと?」
といわれても
「ホントにごめん。悪かった。反省してる。」
と、ちょっとだけひっぱてみてから。
「ウソだよ~ん。何にも、だましてないよ~ん。」
と打ち明ける。
回答作成日時:2017/03/18 09:56   最終更新日時:2017/03/18 10:00
YOSHI-san
YOSHI-san

アイディアを参考にさせてもらって、

実はAlcomの参加者全員好きです。hahaha
(誤訳をうみそうなので英訳できません。haha)

代わりに、
Abes protested (that) recent interviewee’s lines focused on our lies.
(our = Abes')

さてどなたが嘘をついているか、大舞台まで行きそうですね。
とりあえずAPRIL FOOLの語順に^^;
回答作成日時:2017/03/18 10:36
OED Loves Me Not
OED Loves Me Not

.
なこみさんの問題提起に答えます。こんなにくだけた口語表現を英訳なんて、僕などにはなかなか無理ですが、ともかく練習ということで。

(1) 「え、何のこと?」
"Huh? What're you talking about?"

(2) といわれても
Thus somebody may go. But,

(3) 「ホントにごめん。悪かった。反省してる。」
"Truly sorry. I apologize. I regret it."

(4) と、ちょっとだけひっぱてみてから。
That's the way I'll be delaying my final answer, then

(5) 「ウソだよ~ん。何にも、だましてないよ~ん。」
"Not! I hadn't told you any lie at all."

(6) と打ち明ける。
That way I'll be confessing.
回答作成日時:2017/03/18 12:59   最終更新日時:2017/03/18 13:01
comacci
comacci

I am going to take all of my paid holidays and leave for a cruise around the world. Would you like to join me? I'm looking for a roommate.
The cost of the cruise? Not that expensive... it's some 5 million yen.
なんて言ってみたい〜!
回答作成日時:2017/03/18 16:25
Felicia...
Felicia...

3月31日の11:59:55に
I love you, honey.
って言って、
0:00まわったところで
But, I changed my mind.
って、夫に言う。
回答作成日時:2017/03/18 17:01
YOSHI-san
YOSHI-san

On April 1st in Japan in the morning.
Again Mr. Abeさん ^^;
Yoshi: It’s an emergency, Mr! D. Trump stated that the U.S. will attack Japan soon.
A: Hahaha, nice joke!
Do-kaaan@@●☆!
A: How come?
Yoshi: He stated it on 31 March night, Mr.
A: ??
Yoshi: It’s “the difference in time”, Mr.

すいません。お題に沿っていませんが inspired by itということで。
「80日間世界一周」にもでてきますね「時間差、日付け変更線」。

以下の場合は、どうなんでしょう。April Foolの許容範囲は?
ニューヨークにいる彼氏から、3月31日の夕方に念願の結婚を申し込まれた。
日本では4月1日真っ盛り。^^;

または、
日本は4月2日だが、先方は4月1日のジョークだった。

チャンスがあったら、やってみたい。
回答作成日時:2017/03/19 11:21
Azlaw
Azlaw

ALC48

The City Committee of ALCOM has decided that they are going to audition to select members for a new group "ALC48."
The requirements to apply the audition are:
(1) be at Age of 48 years old or over;
(2) weigh at Least 48 kilograms;
(3) obtain 48 reCommendation letters.
The committee are going to elect 48 winners through the audition and award them 48 million yen each.
回答作成日時:2017/03/20 14:11   最終更新日時:2017/03/20 20:07
ちるみー
ちるみー

Azlaw-san,
47 million yen! Wow, but actually it's more like 48 yen for old bags? (No offence! lol)
回答作成日時:2017/03/21 03:57
エレミヤ
エレミヤ

私はウソがつけない人間なので...

(↑本当です。すぐに顔に現れるからウソだとわかるんだそうです。)

その代わり、ネットで ”50 easy April Fool’s Day pranks to play on your friends” というのを見つけました。

https://www.google.co.jp/amp/brobible.com/guyism/article/april-fools-day-pranks-jokes-gags-tricks/amp/

私がやってみたいのは、47と38
やられるとイヤだ!なのは、9!!
おもしろそうーと思ったのは、33、44。でも色が残ったりしないんでしょうか?
18は、本当にこんなことしていいのでしょうか??
回答作成日時:2017/03/21 15:28

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